A Clear Sign the Other White Meat Flu Hysteria Has Gone Too Far

This news item.

I don't even know what to say. A single pig in the entire country? In a ZOO? And they QUARANTINED him? As The Man put it: "I understand these words individually, but all together they're confusing."

Of course, when I asked him why they didn't have pigs there, he said: "Because of a million year old book", so take his mental aptitude for what it's worth.

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As a postscript, I imagine Marjan the lion lived out his toothless, sightless days with the satisfaction and memory of killing that stupid, stupid fighter.