I've got around 34 posts backed up in my head, and I can't face typing them all separately, so I'm going to do a massive brain dump of all the things that have occurred over the past week or so. Feel free to take a break, have a cookie, and come back later to finish up.
* My mom is here, and by "here", I mean she's HERE. She's been helping me in so many ways. She helped me clean out the garage the other day. Her job? To listen as I babbled about my plans, and how far I'd gotten, and how maybe I should put the kids stuff in this bay or else keep the trash in the other bay and the bbq behind it or switch those two things around. On Tuesday, when she saw how nervous I was to go to the dentist, she offered to go with me. I turned 38 last week, and I seriously considered having my mommy come with me to the dentist. I was brave and went it alone. No cavities and very healthy gums, I'll have you know.
* One cool thing that happened at the dentist office was this: When I went and sat in the chair, they were playing a lovely mix of music including Josh Groban and some lovely instrumental stuff. As they were cleaning my teeth, I was starting to hyperventilate, for admittedly no reason because that's what I do, so I suddenly started praying. I have to admit it's not my first go-to coping mechanism, since I usually try to pull myself through these situations foolishly on my own. But I started to pray, and immediately felt my entire body relax. And as soon as I finished my prayer, the music switched to Sarah McLachlan's Angel. I couldn't help but tear up and say thank you to God
and my dad for bringing me peace.
* Boodle had her birthday party last Saturday. It was an easy party plan, to have about 12 kids over to play laser tag and network gaming through a company that brings a mobile truck to your house. I was telling my mom how I am usually more stressed out before the party starts, and I was surprised I wasn't more frantic. Hahahahahahahaha. Yeah, really stupid of me to vocalize that thought. Twenty minutes before the truck was supposed to show up, they called and said their generator broke down, so we couldn't do the indoor, air conditioned gaming portion, only laser tag. Outdoor laser tag. In Texas. At 4pm. On a 100 degree day. Luckily, 9 year olds simply don't care what they do at a party as long as it involves copious noise and blue icing that stains their braces.
* The girls are in cheerleading camp this week. Cheerleading camp. I don't want to offend any hard core cheerleaders out there, but I'm praying this interest wanes very soon. So far, the emphasis has been on the field trip portions of camp, not on the proper use of spirit fingers.
* I innocently went to the dermatologist yesterday to get a body check, having never done this before, and a frozen nose and one excised mole later, I wandered dazedly out of the office. Apparently, I'm very mole-y and have taken terrible care of my skin. Yes, but tell me what you REALLY think, doc. Sheesh. Luckily, before he zapped my nose, he asked if I had any big parties to attend the next several days, because the spot he froze would scab over and then fall off. Lovely. Luckily, the governor's ball is not for another 5 months. And I'm not invited. However, I AM wearing sunscreen under my makeup today, and plan to TRY and wear it all over from now until forever.
* My diet challenge with The Man is going to end in spectacular failure in two weeks. I'm calling it right now. I STILL have two pounds to lose, and I don't think I'm going to get there by July 1st. Okay, I'm going to steal The Man's thunder and go ahead and post my bathing suit picture here and take the pressure off myself for the next two weeks. Here I am, in all my disgusting glory:

I KNOW. It's shocking and I'm so embarrassed for you to see me this way. But look! At least I've got my sunscreen with me!
* Lastly, I'm sad to report the passing of Phineas the fish. His life was short lived, and his death was helped along by strong currents in his tank that proved too much for a fish that really just likes to sit on the bottom and look dead 24 hours a day. I'm sorry Phineas. Farewell my friend. We hardly knew ya.
Okay, I'm done. Thank you for reading, sorry for the long post, and if I don't write again for another week, I'm going to try a new feature on my blog called Tome Tuesday.